Ok, time to CLEAR things up, as usual, and as always, which shouldn't have to be cleared up, but, as always, forced to do so. So, here goes:
1) I did NOT post this thread in an effort to present something "Monumental". This was/is nothing more then a case of something happening to ME, that I did NOT know Windows was capable of. It happened, and I snapped the screenshot, plain and simple. Same goes for Taskman.exe... I personally, did NOT know the app was there, so all of this is NEW to ME. I saw it, thought it was neat, funny, etc... thought about the users here at VP, and posted it. This doesn't make ME, or anyone ELSE a dumbass for not knowing about it, I/WE just simply didn't know it was there.
2) The screenshot has NOT been altered in any way whatsoever. My color scheme has nothing to do with anything you see in that shot. The tasks are the size that they are, period. The only thing I did BEFORE snapping the screenshot was arrange the tasks in the pattern that you see in the shot, that's it. What I saw, you now see, just that simple. In other words, as JohnnyFist pointed out, there is NO "bullshit" anywhere here.
3) One can debate the ways in which this might happen, but as I've said already, this happens simply by killing explorer. I do not have to have applications minimized previous to the explorer kill. I can do it at anytime, with any apps open, doing any particulary thing, and it just works. I don't have to minimize apps as explorer is "respawning" or anything, again, it works flawlessly everytime.
4) I have not studied any Windows operating system below Windows 98, except for when I ran 95 long ago. I know nothing about 3.x, and really am not all that interested in it to be honest, as it serves me no purpose. 98 is old enough, that's as far back as I personally desire to go. So, I didn't know that this was old 3.x code, or anything to do with it at all. So as mentioned in 1), I didn't know Windows could/would/was capable of doing this, period. So it is new to ME.
So, having cleared that up... moving on to other things...
Meth... my Taskman works just the same as you described yours. I can have text, no text, small/large icons, etc... so we should have the same one.
sryo... that is an excellent idea you dished out... setting these task while on the desktop, to icons only is pretty cool man. Actually, if you think about all of this, these really are some options here, new options, or, again, new to ME
JohnnyFist... the idea of setting Taskman.exe to the shell is a pretty cool idea sir

I guess I could try it, certainly wouldn't hurt anything I don't suppose